My hater coworker weaponized cookies 🍪😅

I work as a server in a restaurant, and let me tell you, the drama is real.
Brenda—yes, we’ll just call her Brenda for the sake of simplicity—has been a dedicated hater since day one. She’s got a serious hatred for me that’s almost like a twisted love affair. From the moment she started at our joint, she’s been pulling petty stunts: calling me by my official name while everyone else uses my nickname, and doing the same to herself. Classic “shorten your own name to make yourself look cooler” move.

When the whole crew is hanging out in the back, she makes sure to say goodbye to everyone except me. She watches me like the FBI, tracking every move. I’ve gotten used to the constant micro‑aggressions, but nothing prepared me for the COOKIE INCIDENT.

One day, Brenda (aka “Cookie Monster”) shows up with an entire stash of cookies. She starts running around, forcing them onto everyone with the intensity of a food‑delivery drone.
“TRY 1, DID U TRY 1?!! EAT IT!!” she yells, and everyone chews like they’re terrified of death. Meanwhile, she offers them to everyone except me. Then she goes full‑on bossy:
“DID EVERYONE GET A COOKIE??!! GIRLLL, YOU KNOW I DIDN’T. THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT.”

The passive‑aggressive cookie distribution sent me to the brink of a nervous breakdown. I’m not saying it was the end of the world, but it was definitely the end of my patience.

Anyway, shout out to Cookie Monster Brenda 🦸‍♀️

“Hey Brenda, I had some of Stacey’s cookie. It tastes like shit. Like…literal shit. Are you trying to poison people?”

I heard Brenda goes to parks just to push kids over. F Brenda.

Maybe B is secretly in love with you and this is how she relates to you? It is kinda childish, in saying that she may be a narcissist and if you know a narcissist they are a child trapped in an adult body due to no other than a trauma when they were a child. So stay away from B and don’t let her minimise you it’s the Narc game they play.

B is jealous of me bc I'm a better server than her in all of the aspects. She's always been threatened by me and is always watching me even if I'm just drinking water or something. After the argument she went up to the cooks so of course they're gonna ask her if everything is ok. She starts bragging about how everyone “came to her aide” and no one came to me like pls Brenda you went to them trying to paint me as a villain when in reality you're just hating on me and won’t admit that my presence really grinds your gears.

What does she shorten Brenda to? Just Duh?

TL;DR

Brenda the hater + cookie distribution = workplace drama on a whole new level. The only thing better than her passive‑aggressive tactics? The fact that she actually doesn’t give cookies to the one she hates—because, apparently, that’s how she “wins.” 🍪🚫😂