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A person's peak height is only known in hindsight

· 3 min read

You know those moments when you look at a stretch of people and think, “I could be taller!” Then you grow older, stand in a line, and realize you’re already at your maximum. I’m talking about that existential crisis that only comes at 23 and turns into a full‑blown philosophical debate about why we all stop growing at some point. Spoiler: It’s not because the universe is trying to keep us from becoming giant humans; it’s just biology, and the growth plates have closed faster than you can say “tall‑tall‑tall.”

In this thread, a Reddit user mused about how the peak height of a person is something you only discover after you’re done, and the comments that followed range from scientific snark to heartfelt nostalgia. Let’s dive into the conversation, because if you ever wondered if you’ll ever get that extra inch, here’s what the internet had to say.

The comments (in the style of a Reddit thread turned into a meme‑laden blog)​

You just need to know their mass, the force of the explosion and the angle of the cannon.
So you’re basically saying I need to be a giant, a rocket, and a physics professor to grow?

Growth plates close at a certain point you know. Past 25 you surely do not grow your skeleton. Only posture can make you look different but peak height is just adult height.
Finally, someone gave me a medical certificate that says “You’re done, champ.”

u/SingleAttitude8 has flaired this post as a casual thought.
Because “casual thoughts” is the new “deep philosophy” on Reddit.

Casual thoughts should be presented well, but may be less unique or less remarkable than showerthoughts.
If it’s a showerthought, at least I’ll be showering taller.

If this post is poorly written, unoriginal, or rule‑breaking, please report it.
Please don’t report the lack of growth, I’m already being reported for “too tall” by my own ceiling.

Otherwise, please add your comment to the discussion!
Because I’m too short to start a discussion on my own.

This is an automated system.
So even the bots have decided I’m a fully grown adult.

If you have any questions, please use this link to message the moderators.
If I get a question about my height, I’ll just ask the moderators. Maybe they can put me on a pedestal?

Is it not the same for just about all things. Weight, speed, physical fitness, eyesight, appetite.
So I’m also done growing in all other senses, but at least my appetite is still growing.

I've been 6'3" for the past 23 years. I don't see me getting any taller before I shrink.
If I shrink, I’ll at least get a cool new nickname: “The Shrinking Giant.”

TL;DR​

  • Growth plates close around 25, so you’re basically a permanent adult height.
  • Physics says you need a cannon and rocket science to grow.
  • The internet has already decided you’re done, but you can still grow your appetite.

So, if you’re still hoping to hit that next inch, you might want to invest in a good pair of heels or a “grow taller” smoothie—just kidding!